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We LUV to get mail..!!..
..But NOT Subpoenas..!!
Appropriate Body Parts can be delivered in person and attached during normal business hours.

Need a rockin-ass band or a creepy flappy mailbox? Want something a little different? Know a kool klub that would dig our stuff? Need help shaking the foundation of your very existence? Horny? Overserved?

Contact us we're cheap!!! (for now :)

info@therelicskickass.com

HaVe yA cHeCKeD oUt tEh GoDdAm MySpACe YeT! SheESh!!

aRe yOu iN A or C..?..
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..UhmM..YeAh...PrObABLy..

tHe ReLiCs take pride in performing, not just playing our songs. We are fuckin crazy about our music and we wanna infect everyone within ear shot.  Let us open for your act and we'll get em cranked. Need us to headline and we'll get em off. One set or two, ya just can't get enough of that chewy garage punk goodness. D.T.K. L.A.M.F.

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Hey white boy, what you doin' uptown...?

tHaTs A WraP!!
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BaCk tO tHe HidEoUt..

OMG!! You made it this far.?!! Well welcome home, yA pUnK. If ya enjoyed your trip on our little plot of cyber sod then leave us a little piece of your soul..I mean your mind (is a terrible thing to taste). Until we meet..
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OLD-SKOOL ROOLS!!!