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Need a rockin-ass band or a creepy flappy mailbox?
Want something a little different? Know a kool klub that would dig our stuff? Need help shaking the foundation of your
very existence? Horny? Overserved?
Contact us we're cheap!!! (for now :)
info@therelicskickass.com
HaVe yA cHeCKeD oUt tEh GoDdAm MySpACe YeT! SheESh!!
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tHe ReLiCs take pride in performing, not just
playing our songs. We are fuckin crazy about our music and we wanna infect everyone within ear shot. Let us open for
your act and we'll get em cranked. Need us to headline and we'll get em off. One set or two, ya just can't get enough of that
chewy garage punk goodness. D.T.K. L.A.M.F.
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| BaCk tO tHe HidEoUt.. |
OMG!! You made it this far.?!! Well welcome home, yA pUnK. If ya enjoyed your trip on our little plot of
cyber sod then leave us a little piece of your soul..I mean your mind (is a terrible thing to taste). Until we meet..
LuV, tHe ReLiCs (Warning:KiCks AsS)
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