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| ViC TiMs! Warning:Spits. Fire. |
Vic Tims-Lead Vocals/Guitar:
Born in the back seat of Greyhound X-Class Starcruiser Transit rollin' down highway 1,000,041 on the Andromeda Expressway,
Tims was raised by his hippie parents following various bands like Xmorph, SsHdank BaaTru, and The Grateful Dead around the
galactic circuit, picking up guitar from greats like Zemorth137 of Xmorph, SsHdank (7 fingers on each hand-no fair),
The Deads Jerry Garcia, Syd Barrett, and numerous others. Tims is umm, vacationing on your planet while his lawyers settle
a little discrepency with the Intergalactic Revenue Service. His main rig is an Epiphone Flamecat semi-hollow guitar and a Marshall
Half-Stack, but uses alotta other stuff too.
| GoiNg tHrU LiFe..wiTHoUt a TimEpiECe.. |
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| ReAllY Did PaY OFf... D.TeASe. (sayit) |
D.Tease-Lead Bass/Vocals:
Conceived at Stanford Medical Center, Forged in Detroit Rock City. Got a bass (cause Gene played one). Started Kiss cover
band (he was Gene). Sucked with full make-up (not Gene enough). 1980. Yes there really is a Kalamazoo. Student
group, the S.P.A. bookin Black Flag, Circle Jerks, Misfits, T.S.O.L., Butthole Surfers, Minutemen. Tempered in Cramped
Smoky Basemental chambers across the Midwest (please hit head here), Fed with Raw Power, Strychnine, and Maximum Rock
And Roll, Baked in the Desert, Ready to Explode. D. plays Washburn Bantam Basses (Steinberger L2 copy) and AmPeG! Amps. Effects
provided by The Acme Co.
| Come on people now..smile on your brother.. |
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| evrybody get together.. |
VooDooRx - Guitar/Vocals: An
old (but not as old as ViC and I) friend of the band and survivor of the ______ generation (and East St. Louis) joining our
fight against hopelessness, corporate domination, and disco. Drawing influence (and souls) from Buddy Holly, The Misfits,
The Velvet Underground, Your Mom, and Gary Neuman, VooDoo fits us like a shovel in fresh soil. He uses secretly modded and
hand-hexed Epi LP Junior guitars, vintage Yamaha G100 and Marshall amps (and the awesome power of the darkside). NO EFFECTS.
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| Hey Guys! Let's bring back Spandex!! |
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| That outta scare the shit out of em!!! |
T.I.T.S.-Lead
Drums: The Incredible Terry Silveus! What’s with the name? Lovin the Ta-Tas? Clever Nickname?
Both? Ask him and find out ladies! Born in 1970 thanks to a Black Sabbath concert and lots of substance abuse, Rock and Roll
is in his blood. Major influences are 80’s Glam (Crue!), 70’s Metal and Punk (Stoner Rock Forever!). Bottom line
he likes it fast and crunchy. TITS has lived and played in Chicago, LA ( Hollywood, Big Hair, Makeup, Unnatural Fabrics),
Flagstaff and Phoenix. Now he is home on deRange with tHe ReLiCs. He plays a Tama Star Classic Birch kit and Zildjian Cymbals.
(And a bad ass snare he stole from his High School Marching Band). He drinks too much. He wants to see you at a show and make
you a fan. Rock On!! Night. A city street, littered
and torn, like the city itself. "What keeps this dinosaur alive" I wondered to myself, turning up my collar against
the by-now biting wind cutting down 3rd Street. As I turn to try my luck with a cab on Main I hear an dull roar, soft at first
but getting louder fast, coming from around the corner on Wicke Ave...as I stumble back up on the curb it comes hurtling wildly
out of control around the corner screeching like a banshee, side-swiping an old T-Bird unlucky enough to be parked on the
street, the screaming mass of metal and rubber and exhuast suddenly careens right towards me its double-decker high beams
staring me down as if for the kill and I piss myself and say my prayers only to have it swerve again, flashing by me like
a metal comet, taking a parking meter and a news stand with it; it was then that I could see the long, cool lines of the Deville
as it sped off to untold destruction elsewhere in the dark night..."Good luck man" I muttered...
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And so..our story begins..whre will it end..where willit end..
ProPs! Other folks who help
us out:
Vallee and Amie. tHe (other)
GrEeN LAdY. YeA! Derrick at FC Digital Studios! The Man behind the curtain. Pay No Attention!! Donna Jean and the entire
KreW at Libations! PRC is in the house! J.D. tEh Camera Guy and Chaz tEh FinaL Cutter. LuV iT! M at AzKaos. Cliffy n Todd, Ian D, Opie Cakebread when we needed 'em, you rock ... Donny, well done bro, you made us sing (arguably). Tianna, cool. Thomas,
Suzanna, you light up a room babe! THANK YOUZ ALL!! KiCk AsS!! |
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Coming soon!!! The Relics lunchpail! The Relics secret decoder ring! The Relics "Write Our Name On Your Forehead"
Kit! And more!!! Whoa Momma!
OLD-SKOOL ROOLS!!!
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