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Dan Wall-Lead
Guitar/Vocals: Ohio born guitarist who started playing at age 19 when biggest influences included Keith
Richards, Angus and Malcolm Young (AC/DC), and Ted Nugent. For many years Dan slugged it out in local bands in New York. After
moving to AZ, in '96 Dan joined One Foot In The Grave (onefoot.com) "The Worlds Oldest Punk Rock Band"! Played
bass in a classic rock band 24K, recording one CD entitled "Gold Rush". Played bass in metal band Redheaded Stepchylde,
recording a self-titled debut CD while opening for bands like Kings X, UFO, Metalchurch and Drowning Pool. Dan's main
guitar is a Gibson Les Paul Standard through a Classic Vox Head and Vox 4 X 12 cab, but he has several guitars,
he'll tell ya about 'em in our "Gear Breakdown" section.
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Vic Tims-Lead Vocals/Guitar:
Born in the back seat of Greyhound X-Class Starcruiser Transit rollin' down highway 1,000,041 on the Andromeda Expressway,
Tims was raised by his hippie parents following various bands like Xmorph, SsHdank BaaTru, and The Grateful Dead around the
galactic circuit, picking up guitar from greats like Zemorth137 of Xmorph, SsHdank (7 fingers on each hand-no fair),
The Deads Jerry Garcia, Syd Barrett, and numerous others. Tims is umm, vacationing on your planet while his lawyers settle
a little discrepency with the Intergalactic Revenue Service. His main rig is an Epiphone Flamecat semi-hollow guitar and a Marshall
Half-Stack, but uses alotta other stuff too.
| GoiNg tHrU LiFe..wiTHoUt a TimEpiECe.. |
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D.Tease-Lead Bass/Vocals:
Conceived at Stanford University Medical Center, Forged in Detroit Rock City. Got a bass (cause Gene played one).
Started Kiss cover band (he was Gene). Sucked with full make-up (not Gene enough). 1980. Yes there really
is a Kalamazoo. Student group, the S.P.A. bookin Black Flag, Circle Jerks, Misfits, T.S.O.L., Butthole Surfers, Minutemen
(carried Boon's amp :) Got bass outta the closet. Makin beautiful noise for films. Tempered in Cramped Smoky
Basemental chambers across the Midwest (please hit head here), Fed with Raw Power, Strychnine, and Maximum Rock And Roll,
Baked in the Desert, Ready to Explode. D. plays Washburn Bantam Basses (Steinberger L2 copy) and AmPeG! Amps. Effects provided
by The Acme Co. D. wishes his Bio was as cool
as ViCs: (Your not alone.. So turn on with me.. Cause your wonderful..)
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T.I.T.S.-Lead
Drums: The Incredible Terry Silveus! What’s with the name? Lovin the Ta-Tas? Clever Nickname?
Both? Ask him and find out ladies! Born in 1970 thanks to a Black Sabbath concert and lots of substance abuse, Rock and Roll
is in his blood. Major influences are 80’s Glam (Crue!), 70’s Metal and Punk (Stoner Rock Forever!). Bottom line
he likes it fast and crunchy. TITS has lived and played in Chicago, LA ( Hollywood, Big Hair, Makeup, Unnatural Fabrics),
Flagstaff and Phoenix. Now he is home on deRange with tHe ReLiCs. He plays a Tama Star Classic Birch kit and Zildjian Cymbals.
(And a bad ass snare he stole from his High School Marching Band). He drinks too much. He wants to see you at a show and make
you a fan. Rock On!! Night. A city street, littered
and torn, like the city itself. "What keeps this dinosaur alive" I wondered to myself, turning up my collar against
the by-now biting wind cutting down 3rd Street. As I turn to try my luck with a cab on Main I hear an dull roar, soft at first
but getting louder fast, coming from around the corner on Wicke Ave...as I stumble back up on the curb it comes hurtling wildly
out of control around the corner screeching like a banshee, side-swiping an old T-Bird unlucky enough to be parked on the
street, the screaming mass of metal and rubber and exhuast suddenly careens right towards me its double-decker high beams
staring me down as if for the kill and I piss myself and say my prayers only to have it swerve again, flashing by me like
a metal comet, taking a parking meter and a news stand with it; it was then that I could see the long, cool lines of the Deville
as it sped off to untold destruction elsewhere in the dark night..."Good luck man" I muttered...
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And so..our story begins..whre will it end..where willit end..
ProPs! Other
folks who help us out: Number
One Fan/Assistant/Biographer/Ear tHe (other) GrEeN LAdY. YeA! Derrick at FC Digital Studios! The Man behind the curtain.
Pay No Attention!! Donna Jean and the entire KreW at Libations! PRC is in the house! J.D. tEh Camera Guy and Chaz tEh FinaL Cutter. LuV iT! LuV iT! LuV iT! M at AzKaos for like..wow,man..everything. KonstaNtKomPaniaNs Valle n Deb. Cliffy n Todd, Ian D, Opie Cakebread when we needed 'em,
you rock ... Donny,
well done bro, you made us sing (arguably). Tianna, cool. Thomas, Suzanna, you light up a room babe! THANK YOUZ ALL!! KiCk
AsS!!
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Coming soon!!! The Relics lunchpail! The Relics secret decoder ring! The Relics "Write Our Name On Your Forehead"
Kit! And more!!! Whoa Momma!
OLD-SKOOL ROOLS!!!
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